December 2009
27 posts
I like you because your name is easy to spell in pancakes
I used to be kind of odd growing up. I would go through and eat all the sugar tablets out of my birth control in one go because I was convinced they tasted like orange.
Fast as you can
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that disprove your faith in man.
“I don’t know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier”
– Catwoman
As a Matter of Fact
He’s actually a turd, he just happens to be covered in hundreds and thousands…
